Two and a Half Men / Dwóch i pół

Sezon 12

Nr.	Epizod	Trailer	Emisja
1	The Ol' Mexican Spinach	-	2014/10/30
2	A Chic Bar in Ibiza	-	2014/11/06
3	Glamping in a Yurt	-	2014/11/13
4	Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight	-	2014/11/20
5	Oontz, Oontz, Oontz	-	2014/11/27
6	Alan Shot a Little Girl	-	2014/12/04
7	Sex with an Animated Ed Asner	-	2014/12/11
8	Family, BublÃ©, Deep-Fried Turkey	-	2014/12/18
9	Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey	-	2015/01/08
10	Here I Come, Pants!	-	2015/01/15
11	For Whom the Booty Calls	-	2015/01/22
12	A Beer Battered Rip-Off	-	2015/01/29
13	Boompa Loved His Hookers	-	2015/02/05
14	Donâ€™t Give a Monkey a Gun	-	2015/02/12
15	Of Course He's Dead (1)	-	2015/02/19
16	Of Course He's Dead (2)	-	2015/02/19

Sezon 11

Nr.	Epizod	Trailer	Emisja
1	Nangnangnangnang	-	2013/09/26
2	I Think I Banged Lucille Ball	-	2013/10/03
3	This Unblessed Biscuit	-	2013/10/10
4	Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank	-	2013/10/17
5	Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003	-	2013/10/24
6	Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants	-	2013/11/07
7	Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie	-	2013/11/14
8	Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.	-	2013/11/21
9	Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer	-	2013/12/05
10	On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!	-	2013/12/12
11	Tazed In the Lady Nuts	-	2014/01/02
12	Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.	-	2014/01/09
13	Bite Me, Supreme Court	-	2014/01/30
14	Three Fingers of Creme De Menthe	-	2014/02/06
15	Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin	-	2014/02/27
16	How to Get Rid of Alan Harper	-	2014/03/06
17	Welcome Home, Jake	-	2014/03/13
18	West Side Story	-	2014/04/03
19	Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang	-	2014/04/10
20	Lotta Delis In Little Armenia	-	2014/04/24
21	Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot	-	2014/05/01
22	Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead	-	2014/05/08

Sezon 10

Nr.	Epizod	Trailer	Emisja
1	I Changed My Mind About the Milk	-	2012/09/27
2	A Big Bag of Dog	-	2012/10/04
3	Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt	-	2012/10/11
4	You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For	-	2012/10/18
5	That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam	-	2012/10/25
6	Ferrets, Attack	-	2012/11/01
7	Avoid the Chinese Mustard	-	2012/11/08
8	Something My Gynecologist Said	-	2012/11/15
9	I Scream When I Pee	-	2012/11/29
10	One Nut Johnson	-	2012/12/06
11	Give Santa a Tail-Hole	-	2012/12/13
12	Welcome to Alancrest	-	2013/01/03
13	Grab a Feather and Get in Line	-	2013/01/10
14	Run, Steven Staven! Run!	-	2013/01/31
15	Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It	-	2013/02/07
16	Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby	-	2013/02/14
17	Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries	-	2013/02/21
18	The 9:04 from Pemberton	-	2013/03/07
19	Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon	-	2013/03/14
20	Bazinga! That's from a TV Show	-	2013/04/04
21	Another Night with Neil Diamond	-	2013/04/25
22	My Bodacious Vidalia	-	2013/05/02
23	Cows, Prepare to be Tipped	-	2013/05/09

Sezon 9

Nr.	Epizod	Trailer	Emisja
1	Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt	-	2011/09/19
2	People Who Love Peepholes	-	2011/09/26
3	Big Girls Don't Throw Food	-	2011/10/03
4	Nine Magic Fingers	-	2011/10/10
5	A Giant Cat Holding a Churro	-	2011/10/17
6	The Squat and the Hover	-	2011/10/24
7	Those Fancy Japanese Toilets	-	2011/10/31
8	Thank You for the Intercourse	-	2011/11/07
9	Frodo's Headshots	-	2011/11/14
10	A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes	-	2011/11/21
11	What a Lovely Landing Strip	-	2011/12/05
12	One False Move, Zimbabwe!	-	2011/12/12
13	Slowly and in a Circular Fashion	-	2012/01/02
14	A Possum On Chemo	-	2012/01/16
15	The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack	-	2012/02/06
16	Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy	-	2012/02/13
17	Not in My Mouth!	-	2012/02/20
18	The War Against Gingivitis	-	2012/02/27
19	Palmdale, Ech	-	2012/03/19
20	Grandma's Pie	-	2012/04/09
21	Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'	-	2012/04/16
22	Why We Gave Up Women	-	2012/04/30
23	The Straw in My Donut Hole	-	2012/05/07
24	Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!	-	2012/05/14

Sezon 8

Nr.	Epizod	Trailer	Emisja
1	Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud	-	2010/09/20
2	A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer	-	2010/09/27
3	A Pudding-Filled Cactus	-	2010/10/04
4	Hookers, Hookers, Hookers	-	2010/10/11
5	The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel	-	2010/10/18
6	Twanging Your Magic Clanger	-	2010/10/25
7	The Crazy Bitch Gazette	-	2010/11/01
8	Springtime on a Stick	-	2010/11/08
9	A Good Time in Central Africa	-	2010/11/15
10	Ow, Ow, Don't Stop	-	2010/11/22
11	Dead from the Waist Down	-	2010/12/06
12	Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead	-	2010/12/13
13	Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup	-	2011/01/03
14	Lookin' for Japanese Subs	-	2011/01/17
15	Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak	-	2011/02/07
16	That Darn Priest	-	2011/02/14

Sezon 7

Nr.	Epizod	Trailer	Emisja
1	818-JKLPUZO	-	2009/09/21
2	Whipped Unto the Third Generation	-	2009/09/28
3	Mmm, Fish. Yum.	-	2009/10/05
4	Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator	-	2009/10/12
5	For the Sake of the Child	-	2009/10/19
6	Give Me Your Thumb	-	2009/11/02
7	Untainted By Filth	-	2009/11/09
8	Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.	-	2009/11/16
9	Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair	-	2009/11/23
10	That's Why They Call It Ball Room	-	2009/12/07
11	Warning, It's Dirty	-	2009/12/15
12	Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste	-	2010/01/11
13	Yay, No Polyps!	-	2010/01/18
14	Crude and Uncalled For	-	2010/02/01
15	Aye, Aye, Captain Douche	-	2010/02/08
16	Tinkle Like a Princess	-	2010/03/01
17	I Found Your Moustache	-	2010/03/08
18	Ixnay on the Oggie Day	-	2010/03/22
19	Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave	-	2010/04/12
20	I Called Him Magoo	-	2010/05/10
21	Gumby with a Pokey	-	2010/05/17
22	This Is Not Gonna End Well	-	2010/05/24

Sezon 6

Nr.	Epizod	Trailer	Emisja
1	Taterhead Is Our Love Child	-	2008/09/22
2	Pie Hole, Herb	-	2008/09/29
3	Damn You, Eggs Benedict	-	2008/10/06
4	The Flavin' and the Mavin'	-	2008/10/13
5	A Jock Strap in Hell	-	2008/10/20
6	It's Always Nazi Week	-	2008/11/03
7	Best H.O. Money Can Buy	-	2008/11/10
8	Pinocchio's Mouth	-	2008/11/17
9	The Mooch at the Boo	-	2008/11/24
10	He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited	-	2008/12/08
11	The Devil's Lube	-	2008/12/15
12	Thank God for Scoliosis	-	2009/01/12
13	I Think You Offended Don	-	2009/01/19
14	David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie	-	2009/02/02
15	I'd Like to Start with the Cat	-	2009/02/09
16	She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime	-	2009/03/02
17	The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?	-	2009/03/09
18	My Son's Enormous Head	-	2009/03/16
19	The Two Finger Rule	-	2009/03/30
20	Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau	-	2009/04/13
21	Above Exalted Cyclops	-	2009/04/27
22	Sir Lancelot's Litter Box	-	2009/05/04
23	Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth	-	2009/05/11
24	Baseball Was Better With Steroids	-	2009/05/18

Sezon 5

Nr.	Epizod	Trailer	Emisja
1	Large Birds, Spiders and Mom	-	2007/09/24
2	Media Room Slash Dungeon	-	2007/10/01
3	Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo	-	2007/10/08
4	City of Great Racks	-	2007/10/15
5	Putting Swim Fins on a Cat	-	2007/10/23
6	Help Daddy Find His Toenail	-	2007/10/30
7	The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room	-	2007/11/05
8	Is There a Mrs. Waffles?	-	2007/11/12
9	Tight's Good	-	2007/11/19
10	Kinda Like Necrophilia	-	2007/11/26
11	Meander to Your Dander	-	2008/03/17
12	A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh	-	2008/03/24
13	The Soil Is Moist	-	2008/03/31
14	Winky-Dink Time	-	2008/04/14
15	Rough Night In Hump Junction	-	2008/04/21
16	Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty	-	2008/04/28
17	Fish in a Drawer	-	2008/05/05
18	If My Hole Could Talk	-	2008/05/12
19	Waiting for the Right Snapper	-	2008/05/19

Sezon 4

Nr.	Epizod	Trailer	Emisja
1	Working for Caligula	-	2006/09/18
2	Who's Vod Kanockers?	-	2006/09/25
3	The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress	-	2006/10/02
4	A Pot Smoking Monkey	-	2006/10/09
5	A Live Woman of Proven Fertility	-	2006/10/16
6	Apologies for the Frivolity	-	2006/10/23
7	Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head	-	2006/11/06
8	Release the Dogs	-	2006/11/13
9	Corey's Been Dead for an Hour	-	2006/11/20
10	Kissing Abe Lincoln	-	2006/11/27
11	Walnuts and Demerol	-	2006/12/11
12	Castrating Sheep in Montana	-	2007/01/08
13	Don't Worry, Speed Racer	-	2007/01/22
14	That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami	-	2007/02/05
15	My Damn Stalker	-	2007/02/12
16	Young People Have Phlegm Too	-	2007/02/19
17	I Merely Slept with a Commie	-	2007/02/26
18	It Never Rains in Hooterville	-	2007/03/19
19	Smooth as a Ken Doll	-	2007/04/09
20	Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot	-	2007/04/16
21	Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous	-	2007/04/23
22	Mr. McGlue's Feedbag	-	2007/04/30
23	Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin	-	2007/05/07
24	Prostitutes and Gelato	-	2007/05/14

Sezon 3

Nr.	Epizod	Trailer	Emisja
1	Weekend In Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts	-	2005/09/19
2	Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover	-	2005/09/26
3	Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark	-	2005/10/03
4	Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs	-	2005/10/10
5	We Called It Mr. Pinky	-	2005/10/17
6	Hi, Mr. Horned One	-	2005/10/24
7	Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop	-	2005/11/07
8	That Voodoo That I Do Do	-	2005/11/14
9	Madame and Her Special Friend	-	2005/11/21
10	Something Salted and Twisted	-	2005/11/28
11	Santa's Village of the Damned	-	2005/12/19
12	That Special Tug	-	2006/01/09
13	Humiliation Is a Visual Medium	-	2006/01/23
14	Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded	-	2006/02/06
15	My Tongue is Meat	-	2006/02/27
16	Ergo, the Booty Call	-	2006/03/06
17	The Unfortunate Little Schnauser	-	2006/03/13
18	The Spit-Covered Cobbler	-	2006/03/20
19	Golly Moses, She's a Muffin	-	2006/04/10
20	Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro	-	2006/04/24
21	And the Plot Moistens	-	2006/05/01
22	Just Once With Aunt Sophie	-	2006/05/08
23	Arguments for the Quickie	-	2006/05/15
24	That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite	-	2006/05/22

Sezon 2

Nr.	Epizod	Trailer	Emisja
1	Back Off, Mary Poppins	-	2004/09/20
2	Enjoy Those Garlic Balls	-	2004/09/27
3	A Bag Full of Jawea	-	2004/10/04
4	Go Get Mommy's Bra	-	2004/10/11
5	Bad News from the Clinic?	-	2004/10/18
6	The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance	-	2004/10/25
7	A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana	-	2004/11/08
8	Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers	-	2004/11/15
9	Yes, Monsignor	-	2004/11/22
10	The Salmon Under My Sweater	-	2004/11/29
11	Last Chance to See Those Tattoos	-	2004/12/13
12	A Lungful of Alan	-	2005/01/03
13	Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)	-	2005/01/17
14	Those Big Pink Things with Coconut	-	2005/01/31
15	Smell the Umbrella Stand	-	2005/02/07
16	Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?	-	2005/02/14
17	Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!	-	2005/02/21
18	It Was 'Mame', Mom	-	2005/03/07
19	A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise	-	2005/03/21
20	I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey	-	2005/04/18
21	A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On	-	2005/05/02
22	That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother	-	2005/05/09
23	Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab	-	2005/05/16
24	Does This Smell Funny to You?	-	2005/05/23

Sezon 1

Nr.	Epizod	Trailer	Emisja
1	Pilot (Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal)	-	2003/09/22
2	Big Flappy Bastards	-	2003/09/29
3	Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell	-	2003/10/06
4	If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap	-	2003/10/13
5	The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump	-	2003/10/20
6	Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?	-	2003/10/27
7	If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake	-	2003/11/03
8	Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snootful	-	2003/11/10
9	Phase One, Complete	-	2003/11/17
10	Merry Thanksgiving	-	2003/11/24
11	Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor	-	2003/12/15
12	Camel Filters + Pheromones	-	2004/01/05
13	Sarah Like Puny Alan	-	2004/01/13
14	I Can't Afford Hyenas	-	2004/02/02
15	Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick	-	2004/02/09
16	That Was Saliva, Alan	-	2004/02/16
17	Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats	-	2004/02/23
18	An Old Flame With a New Wick	-	2004/03/01
19	I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You	-	2004/03/22
20	Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark	-	2004/04/19
21	No Sniffing, No Wowing	-	2004/05/03
22	My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet	-	2004/05/10
23	Just Like Buffalo	-	2004/05/17
24	Can You Feel My Finger?	-	2004/05/24

Odcinki specjalne

Nr.	Epizod	Trailer	Emisja
1	Original Pilot - Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal	-

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